There is a type of humor commonly known as a morbid sense of humor. 1.5 billion Chinese people often laugh when a person slips and falls. In America we call it slapstick humor when a person steps on a rake coming out of a bunker and the rake breaks and breaks his teeth. Sex, comedy and violence sell. That is why the history of the human race, “Earthlings” is the hottest show in the Universe. The rest of the Universe is dying of laughter with our saga that is about to come to an end. The writing is on the wall.
God of Mount Sinai, also known as God the Father, Allah and Elohim told King David that the world is full of mockers and mockers. (Psalm 1). Sometimes things so horrible happen that you have to laugh or cry. If you think rationally about what happened, it can terrify you and catapult you into a world of crippling phobias, so you take it jokingly as a psychological self-defense mechanism. Christians, Muslims, and Jews are currently embroiled in a world war against each other that leads to Armageddon because they all consider people outside of their group to be unbelievers even though they all believe in the God of Mount Sinai. We will soon die off arguing over the true name of the God of Mount Sinai.
Human beings only need the weakest reasons imaginable to split up into groups and kill each other because beneath the self-righteous exterior of every human being lies a savage murderer. Americans are bombarded daily with news of American soldiers killed in the crossfire of a civil war in Iraq between Shiites and Sunnis. You would think that these two groups were as different as night and day. In fact, they are all earthlings made up of air, water and land, neighbors who share two thirds of the world’s oil and all believe in Islam, the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him), Allah aka God of Mount Sinai , Qur’an, Hadith. , annual pilgrimages to Mecca, praying 5 times a day, Persian prayer rugs to practice laying (this is why Muslims are better at laying them west to east and east to west depending on the grain), and that all non-muslims must be wiped off the face of the Earth forever by them to gain entry to eternal paradise with Allah, 72 virgins and endless wine with no side effects, if they massacre all non-muslims. (Quran Surah 9:29-30, Surah 56.) Christians also get eternal paradise with God the Father by throwing all non-Christians into the fire at God’s command on Mount Sinai. (Matthew 13:36-43). The Old Testament of Judaism, which is also the Holy Scripture of Christianity and Islam, has too many commandments from the God of Mount Sinai to plunder entire nations and cities.
Shias and Sunnis have everything physically in common and 99.999999999999999999999999999999% the same beliefs, number 9, number 9, number 9. So what is it that divides Shias from Sunnis? Well, the difference between Shias and Sunnis is that Shias follow as religious leaders the descendants of Prophet Muhammad’s son-in-law, and Sunnis follow as religious leaders the descendants of Prophet Muhammad’s Lieutenant General. Read that award 5 times. The American people have already sacrificed 3,000 of their children to resolve this dispute between Shiites and Sunnis. 15,000 American limbs have been blown off. Humans never had to worry which group, the Shias or the Sunnis, was right for 5 million years until Islam was invented 1,400 years ago. God on Mount Sinai told King David that 1000 human years was only 1 day to God. This means that Islam is only a day and a half old, a recent cult, like Christianity, 2 days, and Judaism, 4 days. According to your religious leaders (whom Jesus called blind guides leading you all against each other into the fire), Adam wore a Kaafiyah in the Garden of Eden and Eve wore a Burqa. It’s the idea of having to wear a burqa that makes Ann Coulter suggest in Hardball that the United States bring nukes to stone age Iran so that Muslims not only can’t build nukes but can’t even build radios. transistors. Humans did just fine without cars or oil for 5 million years until a hundred years ago and now they are fighting a world war over oil for their cars, when burning this oil is causing the polar ice caps to melt which will soon cause that of the Earth. ocean (look at a globe) rises 50 feet and covers most of the earth’s surface. Human beings are super smart and super idiots at the same time. Humans are super nice and super evil at the same time. That is why we can love and hate the same person so intensely at the same time. We are all so sane and so crazy at the same time. We are also so skeptical and so naive at the same time. A billion Dr. Freud couldn’t help us.
According to God of Mount Sinai through every Biblical prophet of Islam, Christianity and Judaism, the Holy Bibles were 99% written by human beings and signed “God of Mount Sinai”, Allah, Jesus, Elohim, etc. Who are these people who wrote their Holy Bibles and signed them “God” according to their God without ceasing in their Bible? Well, for a thousand years in the Middle East from 1300 B.C. C. until 300 a. C., Jews and non-Jews burned their firstborn sons alive on altars of fire in a valley outside Jerusalem to their God. The valley was called the valley of Gehinnom. Our ancestors who performed this satanic ritual for a thousand years wrote our Holy Bibles that command us to slaughter everyone outside of our group for great eternal rewards.
Shanda Harris had an 11-year-old son named Irvin. Irvin was an absolute angel. Shanda Harris recently met a 52-year-old man named Melvin Jones. Melvin Jones was a twice convicted sex offender. Mel told Shanda that he had only involved consensual contact with young children, like the King of Pop, and had never been to jail. Shanda, a heroin addict, showed mercy, forgiveness and kindness to Melvin Jones and trusted him to care for his children. The next thing she knew, her 11-year-old son Irvin Harris was found dead on a golf course in a sand trap near her Baltimore home.
Irvin Harris, 11, has gone to heaven. Irvin Harris will be saved from the coming fires of the Apocalypse that Christians, Muslims, and Jews are now building because, according to their Bibles, he will announce the advent of the Messiah Jesus Christ to Jerusalem, whom Christians and Muslims believe he will come to bring. World Peace, because they read it in their Bibles.
According to the Bibles, the God of Mount Sinai has three sons, the Christians, the Muslims, and the Jews. God wants each of his sons to kill his other two sons so that God can send his Messiah to bring about World Peace. According to these books, the way to achieve world peace is to commit genocide of the billions of men, women, and children outside of your group. Our Bibles reward our bloodlust and allow us to get on with the business of killing people. We are all Melvin Jones about to commit global Jonestown, loving the pain and pleasure of it all. That is why we came to Earth; experience the feelings of extreme pleasure and extreme pain. Mrs. Coulter for President!
Earth is a madhouse for the criminally insane. Life on Earth is a tragic comedy about to come to an end, so treasure until the last minute. Go golfing at Bethpage Black (Mark 11:1 KJV) in New York before the sand traps turn black with the radioactive soot from thousands of Muslim 100-megaton nuclear suicide bombers soon to be bought with US oil dollars. Russia, China and North Korea. It only took the United States and Russia 61 years each from 1945 to today to go from having zero to 25,000 nuclear bombs each. Every nuclear scientist knows that World Nuclear War III will have no survivors. That is why Jesus said that when he returned he would order all his angels to throw all their Bibles into the fire, except for the 2 tablets carved in stone by God from Mount Sinai 3200 years ago. (Matthew 13:24-30). As if that ever happened.